Cablevision, the East Coast telecom company controlled by an incompetent buffoon with both a bad case and a poor understanding of the blues, has decided not to purchase the New York City tabloid the Daily News, after “after spending hundreds of hours analyzing a potential deal,” according to Reuters. We at Gawker would once again like to let it be known that we are interested in purchasing the Daily News; however, in light of the lack of interest by other suiters, we are dropping our offer to $50.