Last Saturday night, a gaggle of fuck-hungry rich folks gathered in a 23rd Street loft to celebrate the New York City debut of Killing Kittens, a soiree where the world's "sexually elite" are free to tug rhythmically at each other's appendages without the distracting presence of uglies. According to a mostly sex-free writeup in the New York Post, at least one high-powered Manhattan couple was present. But who?

The party, hosted by an apparent buddy of Kate Middleton's, has an entry fee of $95 per woman or $295 per couple. Men aren't allowed to arrive solo or interact with women unless they're approached or spoken to first. Attendees must be aged 18 to 50, and are subject to what the Post describes as a "strict vetting system," which includes submitting photos for approval. Everyone wears a mask.

Here's Post reporter Dana Schuster's interaction with the movers and shakers:

One man who looked in his early 30s approached my pal and me.

"I'm a principal at a major hedge fund and my wife is a media magnate. She is 100 times more successful than I am," he volunteered as he inched closer and closer.

I asked why he and his wife of 10 years enjoy going to these parties. "We're fit, we have good bodies and we like sex, and want to share our sex with others," he said.

"But if you're not feeling the chemistry," he said, eyeing my crossed arms, "you don't have to do anything you don't want to do."

Which fit and sex-loving media magnate and hedge fund principal might Schuster have encountered? Argue among yourselves in the comments.

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