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Today, Hillary Clinton embarked on a "surprise" tour of Iowa, which started at a community college in the eastern town of Monticello. There, she spoke to a small group of supporters, and inadvertently triggered what may be the most embarrassing video we see all campaign season when MSNBC caught sight of a mob of reporters sprinting wildly after her van.

When even the faceless, empty hacks manning MSNBC's dreary mid-day desk are openly laughing at your reeking desperation, it might be time to take a step back and consider the general direction of your life between now and November 2016. Why must you chase the van.